Tuesday, March 30, 2010

My Nightmare


So, I was at Sea World with Mrs. Ducky. This clown asked me to give him Mrs. Ducky and then the clown turned Mrs. Ducky into a bunch of bubbles. The End.

Say Farewell to my Poor Appendix!


I want to make it simple, because I really don't want to talk about it!

I lost my tooth that day.

At night, the moment I had been waiting for, arrived! Mom let me take a bath with my new little brother!

Papa came home late (Mom: he had been coming home late a lot) and came to put me right to bed! I started complaining that my side hurt when I was brushing my teeth. Mom didn't believe me. Papa said I probably just needed to go poop, but I tried and I couldn't.

So I went to sleep!

Dad: I went in to check on him at 9:30 and he was saying, "My side hurts" and when I turned on the light, he started to cry even louder.

I went to the hospital. And after the hospital my mama got me a new DS game, but Mama says I have to go back to the middle of the story, so, I went to the hospital and they gave me shots.

Dad: I threatened him that they were going to put needles in him if he wasn't telling the truth about how he felt and I kept asking him if he was really sick?

Then they made me drink this awful oil so that they could take a CAT Scan. Then they found out I needed... SURGERY.

Dad: But did you drink it all?

Amir: No I hated it!!!!!!!!

Dad: And what did I say?

Amir: DRINK IT! DRINK IT!

Then they gave me some dinner. I watched Discovery Kids and fell asleep (according to Dad) at 2 am.

When I woke up, they made me ride on my bed to meet all the doctors. They gave me cherry smell to fall asleep. I fell asleep so they can take the surgery. It didn't even hurt.

Then I woke up and Mama was there to read me a book about the solar system. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the worst, I felt zero!

The surgery was a success and they just made little holes, no cut. Afterwards, my cousin Julieta came and I was sleeping in my bed and Mama brought me Burger King.

The End!

Oh yeah. I had to pee before I could come home. I did, all over the bed and it looked like a black hole!

(Dad: he had 20 oz. of pee after the surgery.) Amir: Mom, Why are you writing that? The pee was stinging!


Saturday, March 13, 2010

My list of titles of my future movies (and most of them are sequels).

1. Super Mario Bros.Part 2
2. Journey to the Center of the Earth Part 2
3. Journey to the Center of the Earth Part 3
4. Journey to the Center of the Earth - Extreme Center
5. Ghostbusters Part 3
6. Super Mario Bros. Part 3
7. Super Mario Bros. Part 4
8. Super Mario Bros. Part 5 to 17 (mom got tired of typing it!)
9. brain storm
10. thunder strike
11. the sharks of the ocean
12. the knife in your head (really freaky)
13. the skull of no return
14. the reckless reptile (it's really scary)
15. pirhana plants
16. sword in the stone Part 2
17. The magic soldier
18. The death of the Zombies
19. Michael Jackson's Escape
20. The Steps of No Return

This is me!!!